Aug 8, 2009 -
Ask Dub Schwartz!
Dear Dub,
Well I thought about what you said last week and I think I'm going to trade in my not-really-a-clunker to take advantage of this free money they're giving out.
No-Longer-Undecided
Good luck with your new ride... and your new debt... and your new insurance bill... and all the stuff that comes along with that new car.
But hey, on the bright side, we might even get a TV show out of this... can you see it?
C*A*S*H* (Cars Ain't Stopping Here)... Enjoy the antics of Sgt. Schwatrz, a motor pool sergeant with too much time on his hands when the President decides to replace all the clunkers in the Army with new vehicles.
