Oct 24, 2009 -
Ask Dub Schwartz!
Dear Dub,
Where have you been? Are you OK?
Donger Harris
Well I wasn't on sabbatical, that's for sure! I must have stepped on some hidden cosmic trapdoor because if it can go wrong lately it has. It all started innocently enough when I misplaced my wallet and had to cancel and replace the credit cards. Seemed harmless enough, but it wasn't.
The next day I get back home and someone left the %$## door to the refrigerator propped open and the compressor burned up. Then the $^#* installation guy &^#%ed the @^#%ing installation. Had to go on a road trip and in the rain at night *!@$! ran over a @$!@$%$## screw and ^*&$^%*@ #%$#$%# flat tire $@$!% ^%$^%! @#$##$ heavy snow #$@%@% power out for 10 hours $^^&$%^% #%$@ power surge $@#$@#$ $%$@@ fried mother board $#@!$!$$#31!#@ spend more money $#@%@%....
Thanks for your concern Donger. I'm fine, if just a bit frazzled. But be forewarned. The shop is now a moron-free zone. Enter at your own risk!
