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Nov 7, 2009 - Ask Dub Schwartz!

Dear Dub,
I was in a tire shop the other day when a guy pulled up in a smart car and came in saying he wanted some new tires. So the fine fellow at the desk said, "Let's go out and see what size they are", and the smart driver says, "Oh, they're not for that, they're for my Crossfire". What a green poser!
Frank Diogenes

Aha! The mask is off and the monster revealed! I suspect you ran into another one of those folks who wants to show how "environmentally conscious" and smarter than everyone else they are, when in reality they're nothing of the sort. Sort of like buying "carbon credits" somehow magically negates Al Gore's extravagant use of enegry in his home and flying around on private jets and gives him a "carbon-neutral" lifestyle. Posers abound!

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