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Sep 27, 2008 - Ask Dub Schwartz!

Dear Dub,
In all the hub bub in the stock market recently and bailout deals and all that, the bailout of the automakers seems kind of lost in the shuffle. With all the money that the government is getting ready to throw around, do you think we should bailout Detroit?
One of the Undecided

Dark days in Detroit
Their sales are way down
Smug smiles of the past
Have turned to a frown

They didn't adapt
to the changing game
They forged right ahead
making more of the same

Gas may be rising
But no problems they see
So General Motors
Brings us the Hummer H3

The dinosaurs thought
They were too big to fail
But they were wrong too
Now we're hearing the wail

We need to survive
Just lend us some money
If it wasn't so sad
This all would be funny

I know it sounds cruel
and heartless and mean
But sometimes bad companies
do leave the scene

You dug your own hole
Don't sit there and cry
Say, here's an idea
Try building something we'll buy!

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