Turn off the nav system, crumple up that MapQuest printout, and let's find out where the next random turn may take us!
Apr 11, 2009 -
Ask Dub Schwartz!
Yo Dub!
Mah' wheels is great. Man! it gots a lot uh powa' and kin real win street races. I've ficed it down real supa fine wid lots uh mods and I'm lookin' fo' some mechanic dat kin help me dig even mo'e out uh it. Man! Dink youse down t'de job?
Your budz, TunerBoy
(cue the rap beat)
So your car is hot.
like a hot rod Lincoln.
But I'm warning you son
what people are thinkin'.
They say look at that fool
with that stuff on his ride.
That fart can exhaust
don't add nothin' inside.
You're posin' son
that's plain to see.
Watched too much Pimp My Ride and MTV
You think we're out dated
like some old brontosaurus
But we know that some day
You'll be drivin' a Taurus
