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May 9, 2009 - Ask Dub Schwartz!

Hey Dub,
Foster's idea last week (which you appropriately shot down) of being able to take your driver's test drunk got me to thinking.

What if you could REALLY have your driving skills tested and you could get a license with like an A, B, or C rating? A higher rated license would allow you to do things like drive 80 on a 65mph interstate with no fear of tickets because you've demonstrated a specific skill level. What do you think?
"Chim-Chim" Davies


Now you're talking about something I might get on board for! I can see it now...

Here he comes
Her comes Dub Racer
He's a demon on wheels
He's a demon and he's gonna be cruisin' down the highway

He's passin' everyone so better look alive
He's busy revvin' up tricked out Mazda 5.

And when the odds are against him
And there's dangerous work to do
You bet your life Dub Racer
Will see it through.

Go Dub Racer
Go Dub Racer
Go Dub Racer, Go!

He's off and flyin' as he guns the car around the bend
A sign appears that says the passing zone is gonna end
Adventure's waitin' just ahead.

Go Dub Racer
Go Dub Racer
Go Dub Racer, Go!

4:15 am | Categories: ask dub schwartz, humor
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