May 30, 2009 -
Ask Dub Schwartz!
Dear Dub,
I've been driving GM cars and trucks all my life and I think they're still the best cars out there and exciting new stuff is in the pipeline. But this morning I found that someone had soaped the windows of my car. They drew an oval that looked suspiciously like a Ford logo and some strange poem that said:
Jade line, true finds
A somber hymn damns our truant
elaborate rulings moot.
Penguin's bed, a rock crypt
What does it mean??
Bertrand Longo
Elementary my dear Bert. It's an anagram for:
June First deadline
Saturn, Hummer, too many brands
General Motors bailout
Bankrutcy proceedings
Didn't you read The Dubinci Code?
