Astrology is a group of systems, traditions, and beliefs in which knowledge of the relative positions of celestial bodies and related details is held to be useful in understanding, interpreting, and organizing information about personality, human affairs, and other terrestrial matters.
A little known and long forgotten (perhaps never even discovered) branch of horoscopic astrology called autrology was recently discovered in the ancient texts, and the all-knowing and all-seeing Swami SE-R has graciously offered to provide (for our general entertainment and amazement) some general caroscopes to the Alternate Route to mark the beginning of each sign of the zodiac.
Scorpio (10/24-11/22) Scorpio needs to delve beneath appearances to reality. Bodywork means nothing. Try selling them an appliance and Scorpio will move away to look for more fertile pastures where its emotional intensity can be engaged. Scorpio's need for speed attracts it to great power and there can be a temptation to use this power despite the dangers. Scorpio is prone to intense jealousy if they see a better 0-60 time.
Swami SE-R's Recommendation: Your insight can penetrate to the faults and sore spots of vehicles that are not right for you. Use this power to choose wisely and do not buy on a whim. If you do not take the time, then yours is the greater fault, and you could find yourself isolated and feeling lonely in the showroom.
Car Selections: Your ideal car responds as intensely as you do while allowing you to feel in charge. Hopefully you will find a car that can handle the speeds and performance you prefer. When you are deeply into third gear on the test drive your ideal car will let you know that the time to buy is right.
Swami SE-R
All seeing and all knowing
A matter of fate
Astrology is a group of systems, traditions, and beliefs in which knowledge of the relative positions of celestial bodies and related details is held to be useful in understanding, interpreting, and organizing information about personality, human affairs, and other terrestrial matters.
A little known and long forgotten (perhaps never even discovered) branch of horoscopic astrology called autrology was recently discovered in the ancient texts, and the all-knowing and all-seeing Swami SE-R has graciously offered to provide (for our general entertainment and amazement) some general caroscopes to the Alternate Route to mark the beginning of each sign of the zodiac.
Libra (September 24 to October 23) Libra has an ideal of quiet ride, good handling, all the options, and all in an attractive package. A pity reality rarely matches this ideal for long. The desire for such perfection is strong, but like all air signs Libra has a problem with the unexpected. Libra is a cardinal sign so wants to stay on top of things. The problem is it doesn't know what to do, or fears to act lest any service may cause more problems than it cures.
Swami SE-R's Recommendation: Consider your vehicle choices carefully before deciding, certainly, but then act boldly and risk getting it wrong. Perhaps more than any other sign you learn through your mistakes. And who knows, maybe your mistake is someone else's chance at a decent used car. The deeper level of your soul may take that mistake on a different level than your mind does.
Car Selections: Your ideal vehicle is attractive and fully loaded with options. You may be attracted to cars with more horsepower than you need (which may please you as long as your tires and brakes hold out) but excess does not seem to be in your vocabulary.
The sun, moon, and stars
Can they really determine
your choices of car?
