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Ask Dub Schwartz!

Jun 20, 2009 3:45 am | Categories: ask dub schwartz, humor
Posted by pf_flyer
Dear Dub, It's no wonder the auto industry is in the shape it is because almost all the cars they build are junk! I had a Civic, then a PT Cruiser, and now a MINI and the transmission failed on all of them. In fact, the MINI is going to need a second tranny replacement before 40,000 miles...

Ask Dub Schwartz!

Jun 13, 2009 3:11 am | Categories: ask dub schwartz, humor
Posted by pf_flyer
Dear Dub, What do you think of this "cash for clunkers" idea? Are they going to force us to get rid of our old cars? Gump Worsley Well Eddie, nothing would surprise me once those birds in Washington start to get involved...

Ask Dub Schwartz!

Jun 6, 2009 3:44 am | Categories: ask dub schwartz
Posted by pf_flyer
Dear Dub, have a 2003 Mini with 103,000 miles on it and the transmission suddenly went out. The dealer quoted me at $9,000 to repair the it, which is essentially the value of the car. Do you know if anyone has had any luck with extended warranties or with the dealers?..

Ask Dub Schwartz!

May 30, 2009 5:26 am | Categories: ask dub schwartz, humor
Posted by pf_flyer
Dear Dub, I've been driving GM cars and trucks all my life and I think they're still the best cars out there and exciting new stuff is in the pipeline. But this morning I found that someone had soaped the windows of my car. They drew an oval that looked suspiciously like a Ford logo and some strange poem that said: Jade line, true finds A somber hymn damns our truant elaborate rulings moot...

Ask Dub Schwartz!

May 23, 2009 3:47 am | Categories: ask dub schwartz, humor
Posted by pf_flyer
Hey Dub, Got any big plans for the holiday weekend? Cookout? Going to a carnival or maybe a classic car show?..

Ask Dub Schwartz!

May 16, 2009 3:01 am | Categories: ask dub schwartz, humor
Posted by pf_flyer
Dear Dub, What do you think of the new Nissan Cube with that asymmetrical back end? I want a new car, one that does what it should. One that won't make me feel too bad, one that won't make me feel too good...

Ask Dub Schwartz!

May 9, 2009 4:15 am | Categories: ask dub schwartz, humor
Posted by pf_flyer
Hey Dub, Foster's idea last week (which you appropriately shot down) of being able to take your driver's test drunk got me to thinking. What if you could REALLY have your driving skills tested and you could get a license with like an A, B, or C rating? A higher rated license would allow you to do things like drive 80 on a 65mph interstate with no fear of tickets because you've demonstrated a specific skill level...

Ask Dub Schwartz!

May 2, 2009 5:18 am | Categories: ask dub schwartz, humor
Posted by pf_flyer
Dear Dub, After a round of golf the other day a bunch of us were sitting around the 19th hole and we came up with a terrific idea. You should be able to go get tested for your driver's license after having however many drinks you want to have. You'd be tested for blood alcohol level, and if you pass the test, you'd be cleared to drive with up to that level without the danger of a DUI!..

Ask Dub Schwartz!

Apr 25, 2009 2:15 am | Categories: ask dub schwartz, humor
Posted by pf_flyer
Dear Dub, Do you believe in jinxes? I hadn't had a flat tire in almost 20 years. Then I made the mistake of saying that out loud and the next day I ran over a utility knife blade that caused an unrepairable flat on a tire that only had about 5,000 miles on it...

Ask Dub Schwartz!

Apr 18, 2009 2:09 am | Categories: ask dub schwartz, humor
Posted by pf_flyer
Dear Dub, With all due respect, I think you were pretty hard on TunerBoy last week. Instead of mocking him for the modifications and customizing he's done to his car, we should be celebrating his creativity don't you think? His car is his vehicle for self-expression and we all should be sensitive to that and appreciate that which we don't understand...
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