Used Car Quotes

Oct 6, 2009 - Quotes - Week 01

In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks. ~ Scott Adams.

If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough. ~ Mario Andretti.

My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive. ~ Rodney Dangerfield.

If the automobile had followed the same development as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year killing everyone inside. ~ Robert Cringely.

That the automobile has practically reached the limit of its development is suggested by the fact that during the past year no improvements of a radical nature have been introduced. ~ Scientific American, June 2, 1909

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