Used Car Quotes

Oct 19, 2009 - Quotes - Week 03

An experienced pickup truck driver is a person who's wrecked one. An inexperienced pickup truck driver is a person who's about to wreck one. A very inexperienced pickup truck driver doesn't even own a pickup but will probably be mistaken for a wild antelope by people jack-lighting pronghorns in somebody else's pickup truck. The foremost high-speed-handling characteristic of pickup trucks is the remarkably high speed with which they head from wherever you are directly into trouble. This has to do with beer. The minute you get in a pickup you want a beer. I'm not exactly sure why this is, but personally I blame it on Jimmy Carter having been President. - P.J. O'Rourke, Republican Party Reptile, 1987.

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior." ~ Rita Rudner.

Remember folks, street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph. ~ Jim Samuels

All traffic will be below or high above ground when brought within city limits. In most cities it will be confined to broad subways or tunnels, well lighted and well ventilated, or to high trestles with moving-sidewalk stairways leading to the top. These underground or overhead streets will teem with automobile passenger coaches and freight wagons with cushioned wheels. Cities, therefore will be free from all noises. ~ John Watkins, predicting what life would be like in 100 years, Ladies Home Journal, 1900.

The shortest distance between two points is under construction. ~ Noelie Altito.

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