Ms. Adventure

Dec 1, 2008 - Giving Thanks

Coming out of the Thanksgiving weekend, what I am most thankful for is making it back home to San Francisco without incident driving a 16' rental truck. I had to rent a truck to take back a piece of furniture and a few miscellaneous boxes that my parents had been storing for me since I left home back in 1996. I finally bought a house this summer, so I was going to have space for the gorgeous china cabinet I inherited from my grandmother.

We had ordered a 10' truck, which already was too big for our cargo, and when we went to pick up the truck Saturday morning, we were informed that there were no 10' trucks on the lot, so we'd get a 16' for the same price.

Reminder: I drive a del Sol. The entire car could have fit in the back of this truck.

At any rate, we set off a couple of hours later from Phoenix to San Francisco having to stop a few times along the way for my husband to expunge himself of the remnants of the food poisoning he received from the sunny side up eggs he had for dinner at the casino we went to the night before for my mother's birthday.

Phew!

I drove most of the way to our halfway point in Los Angeles due to the aforementioned food poisoning and I must say, people drive like butt. There were a few times when a car would zip past us, nearly taking off the back end of the truck because they had to get around someone who they felt was driving too slowly in the fast lane.

Another thing - truck drivers really can't see you! Like -- really, really. Sure, trucks have these big side mirrors, but I'm telling you there were a couple of times where I almost side swiped someone because I didn't see them until I started switching lanes. Maybe it's my lack of truck driving experience. Regardless, it was really scary.

Through the two nerve wracking days of driving this beast, I have to say I've come out of it with a new appreciation for truck drivers. I wish you all safe travels -- especially for my truck driver brother.

Oh, and that gorgeous china cabinet? The sucker doesn't fit nicely anywhere in my home, so it's covered in plastic down in our basement. :-\

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Oct 30, 2007 - What is the World Coming To?

I totally did an S.F. U-ie.

Perhaps it's time to further clarify the S.F. U-ie. It's not just an everyday, ordinary, run of the mill U-turn in the middle of the road. It's one where you literally put other people in jeopardy or cause undue annoyance.

So, like I said -- I totally did an S.F. U-ie.

But there was a parking spot I needed. :-\

When in Rome????

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Sep 26, 2007 - Full Moon Tonight

I'm not really sure how it is that I made it 34 years without ever being mooned, butt* I did. That is until a couple of weeks ago heading into the city along Marina Blvd.

It was a cool and breezy night. The Golden Gate Bridge towered majestically in the distance and I had my head turned around to take in the commanding view of... butt. Large and devoid of sun for decades, butt. A group of college kids drove past and the front passenger was letting it all hang out. For, uh... my fiance who was driving the car. Riiiiight.

Hey, all you former and current mooners out there what is the obsession with your butts? I mean, I'm all for positive body image butt come on! What's the thrill factor here? I really want to know.

*Purposefully mispelled throughout this entry for added humor. I hope it worked.

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Aug 8, 2007 - As if it Wasn't Bad Enough

Very quick note to report that I was the victim of a DOUBLE SF U-ie. Two white SUV's turned right onto Lake while traveling south on Park Presidio. The first offending SUV was actually in the center lane originally and had to rely on the kindness of the second offending SUV to let him into the right lane so he could make a right on Lake. I was car number three behind them and they both flipped SF U-ie's on Lake immediately after I turned onto the street myself. Of course, I had to stop behind them (muttering curses under my breath) waiting for them to complete their offending U-ie's so they could make lefts back onto Park Presidio just to go back the way they'd come.

Grrrr...

I sense this was an inside job.

They knew each other.

I feel it in my bones!

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